Week 5 of the NFL season is in the books, let's take a look at some fantasy nuggets from around the Twitter.

SportsCenter @SportsCenter
Greg Zuerlein hits a 53-yarder for the @STLouisRams. They don't call him Legatron for nothing!
Not Bill Walton @NotBillWalton
Michael Vick just pulled a Michael Vick.
ESPN Stats & Info @ESPNStatsInfo
Andrew Luck has scrambled for a 1st down 9 times this season, most in the NFL.
NFL Fantasy Football @NFLfantasy
In the past two weeks, James Jones has 4 TD catches. For the season, Jordy Nelson has one.
ESPN Fantasy Sports @ESPNFantasy
We've run out of salsa jokes. Victor Cruz scores again.
Trent's Biceps @TrentsBiceps
If I'm Pat Shurmur, I put Trent Richardson at strong safety and tell him to kill anything that moves within 5 yards
Dexter's Library @Dexters_Library
Julio Jones. Wow.
Faux John Madden @FauxJohnMadden
Kirk Cousins picked off twice in last two minutes of game, shows he's learned a lot from Rex Grossman.
Jeff Darlington @JeffDarlington
Did you think @BrianHartline's rise to his spot as the NFL's leading receiver was an unlikely story? You have no idea. http://on.nfl.com/bhartline
Matt Miller @nfldraftscout
Brady Quinn can in fact be worse than Matt Cassel. Judging their careers, he has been. Markedly.
Chiefs Football @SeaofRedReport
A year removed from tearing his ACL, Jamaal #Charles has single handedly out-rushed 18 #NFL teams this season: http://ar.gy/23_p
Bill Simmons @sportsguy33
The Russell Wilson bandwagon's gas tank is flashing "E" right now.
Andrew Garda @Andrew_Garda
So Mr Ross of Miami says they need to get a number 1 WR this off-season. Maybe Brandon Marshall will be available.
Bleacher Report @BleacherReport
Peyton Manning's 'helmet head' on another level today pic.twitter.com/b8GuVhhN
NFL History Examiner @NFLhistoryX
37 of Stevan Ridley's 102 rushing attempts have gone for first downs. Tops in the league 11 more than 2nd place McGahee #Patriots #NFL
Michael Fabiano @Michael_Fabiano
Demaryius Thomas is a beast. Bottom line.
Alex Smith @11_AlexSmith
Showed up to the bar and forgot my ID. No worries, Cardinals offensive line let me right in.
Nick Nelson @nnelson9
I'm down with this. RT @espn_nfcnblog Percy Harvin and the MVP race http://es.pn/ODBeDC
SportsSh*tNooneSays @SprtsShtNo1Says
Bet the Chargers are glad they let Drew Brees go
Roger Goodell @nflcommish
Congrats to @drewbrees & his teammates on breaking Unitas' record. Amazing accomplishment by great QB & leader. We’re proud of you, Drew
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter
Mark Sanchez's 48.4 completion percentage is the lowest through five games (min. 100 attempts) since JaMarcus Russell's 42.1 in 2009.
NOT SportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter
Arian Foster with a 46 yard run, or what Chris Johnson would call "a nice season" #MNF
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